Okay that was a good non-date (thats what she said), yeah, but how do you spend more time with her without appearing too clingy? She just offered to take you home in her uber, oh that's a problem, did you forget deo when you left home? ah nah, go with it...
Let her get in first dumbass, you're getting out first. also, dude, don't turn around and look at her face too often, I know it looks perfect even with a mask on, but just... don't... be creepy. Oh wait, whats your mouth doing now? its making sounds. Are you fucking talking? what the fuck are you talking about? do you even know where this is going? Leave mission area, abort dumbass. stop talking and let her talk - that would give you more time to look at her face, yeah...
Yeah, she looks quite cute sitting there. Put your arms around her? No... where the fuck are your arms going? turn it into a stretch stat... turn it into a stretch goddamnit, you're not there... yet. Look out of the auto poignantly, now... act a teeny bit cool and a bit tired maybe. oh oh got one - slide to the edge of the seat and be impish, boyish... wait, you're doing that? you're at chin level with her now, what the fuck do you do now? absolutely do not put your face on her shoulder... holy crap, what are you playing at?
Why's the auto stopping? we're there already? oh god, what do you mean you dont want to get out? hug her politely and get out. Go in for the hug, easy does it, what are you doing with the cheeks? that was an absolutely cringy hug... wait what is she doing now? why is her hand at your tummy? did she just rub your tummy?
OH MY GOD DUDE, YOU'VE FOUND A DORK JUST LIKE YOU!!!
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